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A Dirty Jersey Christmas

from A Dirty Jersey Christmas by The Porchistas

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Title track of 6 song Porchistas Christmas EP

lyrics

The holy land's on fire
The North Pole is a lake
Santa's in a tutu
and a warship for a sleigh
The Fascists are winning
like its 1938
but over here in Jersey
its almost Christmas Day

chorus

And the wine is flowin
the fireplace is glowin
doin puzzles by the tree
the Ranger is snowed in
your nipple is showin
let's pretend I just got home from overseas
The Pines are blowin
The Jersey Devil's throwin
snowballs at Aunt Millie's knees

Bad Santa's at the mall in Jersey City
Some kid is home alone in Aberdeen
The Buccos are eatin seven fishes
Another dirty Jersey Christmas Eve

instrumental

repeat chorus

credits

from A Dirty Jersey Christmas, track released December 19, 2023
Adam Falzer - guitar, harmonies, Rhodes,
Alan Smith - vox
Arian Clay-Sirop - drums
Vincent "Dawg" Demming - bass
Joe Makoviecki (Jackson Pines) - trombone

Recorded and produced by Falzer at The Porchistas Home Studio

lyrics - Smith

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Born on a porch in Montclair, NJ. Lyrically driven Porch Rock

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