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A Dirty Jersey Christmas
02:44
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The holy land's on fire
The North Pole is a lake
Santa's in a tutu
and a warship for a sleigh
The Fascists are winning
like its 1938
but over here in Jersey
its almost Christmas Day
chorus
And the wine is flowin
the fireplace is glowin
doin puzzles by the tree
the Ranger is snowed in
your nipple is showin
let's pretend I just got home from overseas
The Pines are blowin
The Jersey Devil's throwin
snowballs at Aunt Millie's knees
Bad Santa's at the mall in Jersey City
Some kid is home alone in Aberdeen
The Buccos are eatin seven fishes
Another dirty Jersey Christmas Eve
instrumental
repeat chorus
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3 A.M. Santa
04:15
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3. |
Run Run Rudolph
03:59
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4. |
Jingle Bell Rock
02:04
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5. |
Pine Needles
01:05
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6. |
The Holiday Nap
03:14
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Later in the morning
after all the gifts have been exchanged
I’ll put some whiskey In my
coffee for a change
Nibble at the leftovers
Maybe have some kind of bread
Sit right down on that big ol’ couch
And start to nod my head
It’s the holiday nap
Cause it feels like a wrap
We’ve turned the corner
it’ll be over
soon
You can call me a grump
But we’re over the hump
I dont have to
Entertain you
anymore
Make a plate before you go
Fill your mug with some Joe
Just don’t tell me ‘no’
I got too much
(He’s got too much)
It’s the holiday nap
And I don’t give a crap
About the plans
you made for this
Afternoon
You can call me a grinch
But I won’t budge an inch
Do whatever makes you happy
Just hit the bricks
Grab a bottle from under the tree
It’s from you, but it’s on me
And hey, that kinda makes it free
I got too much
(He’s got too much)
Solo section (verse)
I admit, we’ve had our fun
But now I’m afraid it’s done
And you should probably run
I had too much
Give a hug before you dash
Im sorry for being so brash
But man, I gotta crash
I had too much
(He had too much)
I had too much
(He had too much)
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The Porchistas Montclair, New Jersey
Born on a porch in Montclair, NJ. Lyrically driven Porch Rock
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