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The Holiday Nap

from A Dirty Jersey Christmas by The Porchistas

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When the holiday’s over and you just want to take a nap but your party guests won’t leave.

lyrics

Later in the morning
after all the gifts have been exchanged
I’ll put some whiskey In my
coffee for a change
Nibble at the leftovers
Maybe have some kind of bread
Sit right down on that big ol’ couch
And start to nod my head

It’s the holiday nap
Cause it feels like a wrap
We’ve turned the corner
it’ll be over
soon

You can call me a grump
But we’re over the hump
I dont have to
Entertain you
anymore

Make a plate before you go
Fill your mug with some Joe
Just don’t tell me ‘no’
I got too much
(He’s got too much)

It’s the holiday nap
And I don’t give a crap
About the plans
you made for this
Afternoon

You can call me a grinch
But I won’t budge an inch
Do whatever makes you happy
Just hit the bricks

Grab a bottle from under the tree
It’s from you, but it’s on me
And hey, that kinda makes it free
I got too much
(He’s got too much)

Solo section (verse)

I admit, we’ve had our fun
But now I’m afraid it’s done
And you should probably run
I had too much

Give a hug before you dash
Im sorry for being so brash
But man, I gotta crash
I had too much
(He had too much)
I had too much
(He had too much)

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from A Dirty Jersey Christmas, track released December 22, 2023

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The Porchistas Montclair, New Jersey

Born on a porch in Montclair, NJ. Lyrically driven Porch Rock

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